Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Real Life, Schmeal Life...I wish I were a WAG.

So I'm pretty sure I'm going to get fired, if that happens I won't have anywhere to live and me and my dog Oliver will have to go home to Lompoc where I haven't lived in over 10 years. Needless to say, I wish I had a different life right now.



I'm currently drinking a Strongbow, watching bad tv. I can't even watch football. It makes me sad. Don't ask why...I don't know.



What are my choices in regards to a career? I'm feeling a little like Bridget Jones except she quit and was at least having hot sex with Hugh Grant. I am 33 going on 34, I am, as I said, most likely going to be fired and I am NOT having sex with anyone, least of all Hugh Grant like guys.



My sister thinks I should talk to my boss but I think, at this point, it's almost useless. It seems like her mind is already made up. The other night I had such a terrible dream where I was going to get fired and she was so 'hateful' about it and I just wanted to talk to her but she wouldn't even speak to me. I actually woke up relieved it was only a dream but now that I think about it...it currently represents my life at work.

I don't take my dreams lightly. Let me just say that I have bizarre dreams. I do. It's a known fact but I had a dream that predicted Man Utd winning the Champions Leaugue. Down to Giggs, wrapped in the Welsh flag, holding a trophy with red ribbons around it. It was eery and my Chelsea friend hated me but it's true. Regardless, I have to sort of trust my dreams right?

So I wonder if that means my sex dream of Kevin Davies will come true!!!! PRETTY PLEASE!!!

Cheers,
Steph

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

We lost to Chelsea but what else is new?

Ok, before I even get started let's just talk about how there is a new reality show called "Mama's Boy". Really? Really! Boys who can't choose a woman and they have to their mothers' help. Look, I don't judge, I watch the Hills, I've watched Rock of Love and Charm School and stuff but I have to draw the line at grown men who have to have their mamas' when choosing a lady friend...

Moving on, Bolton lost at home to Chelsea but it was only 0-2...thank G*d it was only by two. It could have been worse; it could have been by 6 and it wouldn't have been the first time. The match was on Setanta so I could only catch a little of it while I was getting ready for work and I was pretty impressed with the little bit of pressure we put on the Petr guy. Just wished we could have scored. I refuse to discuss the goals that were scored against us. Not really news worthy...whatever. I'm only slightly bitter because at least Arsenal won, Liverpool won and YES! Vidic scored the one and only goal to win the match for Utd!! So basically, the top of the table remains the same and blessed be West Ham lost to Tottenham so that means that Bolton are sitting in an ok spot.

We only have to win against Aston Villa who just happpened to pull only one of the most awesome wins EVER against Everton on Sunday! That was crazy! I think we can handle it....right? lol

PS. If anyone out there know's who Robert Pattinson supports...please share. He may not even support a club but we just want to know in case he does or did.

Thanks,
Steph